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They just wheel you out - Xfm early years
Karl's girlfriend Suzanne thinks Ricky and Steve use Karl for their amusement
'If These Old Walls Could Speak' by Jimmy Webb. Might play another track off that later… if we've got time.
What today?
Yeah, well maybe, or maybe next week...
Who knows.
We got lots to pack in, we got things like New Order, Cure… oh...
I'm just hoping that, erm, all those kind of nu-metal fans, Rick, can just calm down for a second, you know…
Yeah.
…and just enjoy that for what it was.
I hope they're not - I hope their snobbery is not gonna prevent them from enjoying it.
I hope they can just leave it alone for two hours for our show.
Exactly.
We try and, you know, we try and pack lots of stuff in.
Whilst you're talking about nu-metal, can I just say, Ian Camfield is here tonight. He's moving from Fridays.
Right, what the hell does he think he's doing?
He's just offering up information now.
No, it's just that you were talking about the nu-metallers, and now seemed like a good time to say...
Karl, listen. You're here for our amusement.
Yeah.
You don't... you don't, sort of, come in any time you want.
When we decide it's sort of time to have some fun at your expense, then we'll let you know, but otherwise...
This, we're not here to help other DJs or even this station, we don't give a fff… about this.
See, this is what my girlfriend said.
What's that?
Well, you should listen to her.
She knows what she's talking about clearly. 
Now put your microphone down.
She said they just wheel you out when they need you...
Switch your microphone off Karl, and let us finish what we were saying.
Right, just...
What were you saying Rick?
Err, Ian Camfield has got a rock show.
Oh right...
Starting today, four hours of pure...
...Rock!
Yeah, he's probably here, smoking, drinking Jack Daniels, and just like having picture of Vance put up, around the room to get him in the mood, and then he'll go out and rock.
Karl, don't be silly, turn your microphone on. We're joking. It was er, it was... is that right? When's he on?
8 'til 12 tonight. Four hours of rock.
Lovely. Listen, some big classics coming up, plus...
Oh no, no can we play some ads?
...huge news about Karl...
Oh no please let's play some more ads.
Do you really want more ads?
I'm tired of the music and chat, please play some more ads Karl. Please.
Karl.
Christ's sake.